Three friends were flying in a plane when it crashed and they were killed. Suddenly they found themselves standing before Saint Peter at the Pearly gates.
"God says there is room for only one more today... state your political affiliation..."
The first man stepped up and said "Liberal!" Saint Peter pointed to a dark door on his left, with awful wailing sounds coming from behind it, and told the man to go inside.
The second man stepped up and said "Conservative!" Saint Peter pointed to a dark door on his right, with awful wailing sounds coming from behind it, and told the man to go inside.
The third man watched as both men nervously disappeared behind both doors and asked Saint Peter... "Well it appears I'm safe... tell me, where do those doors lead to anyway?". Saint Peter said "Oh, they both go to heaven, we just enjoy messing with their heads"
Confused, but feeling confident in Saint Peters good humor, the man stepped up and said "Moderate!" Saint Peter rushed over, shook his hand, and said "Thank Goodness you have come! You are the one God is waiting for... proceed straight through those beautiful Pearly gates!" So the man jumped for joy and raced straight through the Pearly gates.
Saint Peter chuckled, "That Pearly Gate to Hell gets'em every time"